A cucumbers is a pretty scary thing (or things). They can pounce at you, they’re green, they’ve got dimples and judging by the shape… well, they’re pretty phallic, aren’t they! No wonder this girl is so bloody scared of the horrible vegetable! Anyway, I find girls who are scared of cucumbers rather sexy, like this one:
It’s not straightforward. A girl can fall because of many different things. She can trip up on a cucumber, she can go ass over teakettle down the stairs if she’s drunk, or she can be simply in love with somebody. If you’re a sensible guy, you have to make sure and the best way to do so is to enquire! But this is approximately how it usually happens:
Does that mean his face wants to go exploring or is he genuinely hungry? Or it might as well be that he’s a cabbie, he’s just come home from a shift and demands his belly timber! And by the looks of it he’s not the only one. Here’s another chappy getting too excited about his bacon:
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